Expectation

Earlier this week I tweeted that I was going to have to resort to optimistic existentialism, which in a sense is a pithy way of talking about suffering. I have talked about suffering in the context of the Timbers before, and I have no doubt I will do so again. It is the nature of the beast when it comes to supporting a club. Continue Reading…

What the holy oh my gods, Mr. Cisse?

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iMaschine – Cheating at the Speed of Tap

When I was young and impressionable, I purchased an SGX 2000 digital effects processor, made by Applied Research & Technology. ART was right on the bleeding edge at the time. The SGX was one of the first all-in-one digital processors/amp emulators/one-slot solution to all of your effects needs. It was really a gig-worthy piece of equipment. Not that I used it as such. Mostly I noodled. Because me, noodling, with that processor in between me and my amp, made me sound like the reincarnation of Jimi Hendrix had a baby with Robert Fripp in the back of Trey Anastasio’s van. I was suddenly an unbelievably good guitarist.

That’s the danger of effects, you see. Continue Reading…

My Awesome Review of Jack White’s “Blunderbuss.”

This is my awesome review of “Blunderbuss by Jack White. It is pretty long so I had better get started.

BUY THIS ALBUM.

Thank you.

ZOMG A Woot-Off!

Woot is in woot-off mode on the mothership, kids.woot and home.woot.

Get in there! Click the pretty button below and you will enter via my custom Woot! minion link, resulting in LITERALLY PENNIES TO ME.


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